Sunday Funnies

Tennis photos lend themselves to silly captions so easily. They're pretty irreverent, but it's all in good fun. They're all great players, but I couldn't resist.



Fernando Gonzalez does his impression of a chimpanzee taking a dump.



Andy Roddick is going to STAB YOU!



"Yen-Hsun Lu is NUMBER ONE!"



"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! I'm TOUGH!"



"Like my jazz hands?"



"Oh SHIT! It's headed right for me! What do I do?"



"After this is over, I'm going to head to the Ministry of Silly Walks and try to get funding!"



"Me too!"



"Ow! That hurt!"



"But SIR, he STARTED it. No, I will NOT simmer down. It's not FAIR. He's laughing at me! Look! What? If I settle down, we'll get McDonalds? Erm....OK."



"If I can't hit it, maybe I can catch it with my other hand. Eeeeeeeeeeee!"



"I'm so hot, I can rub my own man-boob and play tennis at the same time."



"Anyone want some Justin? Ladies?"



"The net said yes. Yesssssssssssssss!"



Trainer: "What you have here, Justin, is an arm." Justin: "Thanks man, I was wondering what that thing was."



Kim Clijsters is oblivious to her alien hand heading towards her nose at high speed. Maybe it's in cahoots with Lindsay Davenport.



Aiko Nakamura doesn't like you.



It's a new game...throw the tennis ball through Venus's giant hoop earrings. If she swats it away, you lose a turn.



BREAKING NEWS! Russian tennis beauty Maria Sharapova, 18, has given birth to a tennis ball during play today. "It just popped out," said Sharapova. "I didn't even know I was expecting."



"Mmm, I've only been using this towel to wipe sweat off myself for four sets now. My sweat tastes good."



"Dude...I'm totally going to try this again back at the hotel. Alone. Mmmm."



Mark Philippoussis checks to see if he's still alive since his playing has been so bad.



"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there..."



Andrew Murray makes his special ed face.



It's a new game! Get the ball into Jonas Bjorkman's mouth, win a prize! 1 pound for three balls!



Mmmm, homoerotica on Centre Court. I wonder what the Duke and Duchess of Kent think about this, not to mention Sean Connery. He looks like the type that doesn't like poofs.



"Here, have a racket. I won't be needing it anymore; I'm late for a movie premiere anyway."



"What do you mean, 'tennis racket.' Is THAT what this is?"



"Come and get it, ladies!"



Feliciano Lopez tries to intimidate his opponent with an aggressive sexual display.



Judging by their expressions, a British player must be on court.